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MANAGEMENT

GARETH McCLELLAND	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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EDDY HASLAM	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........

PLAYERS

STEVEN LAND	Nickname: LANDY / SWEETCORN D.O.B: 1981 Previous Clubs: N/A Church Lane Debut: 1996 (I THINK IT WAS AGAINST GAMESLEY) Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN CITY Best Ground played on: MACCLESFIELD TOWN Best Personal Footy Moment: DERBYSHIRE CUP FINALS Worst Personal Footy Moment: LOSING What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... BANTER AND THE STRONGBOW TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: BILLY Worst Trainer: ME Most Skilful: ELMO The Joker: Fastest: PROD (3 LEGS) Most Intelligent: NONE OF US Least Intelligent: ALL OF US Worst Dress Sense: JR Worst Taste in Music:  SIBBO And...Who's the longest in the shower..........THAT WOULD BE SAYING
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ADAM BLACKBURN	Nickname: BOMB / BOMBER D.O.B: 1987 Previous Clubs: N/A Church Lane Debut: AGES AGO Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN UNITED Best Ground played on: HYDE UNITED Best Personal Footy Moment: GETTING PLAYER OF THE YEAR IN REDDISH LEAGUE Worst Personal Footy Moment: DAMAGING MY KNEE LIGAMENTS AT 14 What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... EVERYTHING TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: JOHN ROYAL Worst Trainer: LANDY Most Skilful: BILLY The Joker: BRINDLE,ME AND LANDY Fastest: JAKE OR ELLIOT Most Intelligent: ME Least Intelligent: LANDY Worst Dress Sense: STU KAY Worst Taste in Music: PRODDY And...Who's the longest in the shower..........LANDY AND PRODDY
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ELLIOT MARSHALL	Nickname: L DOT D.O.B: 1984 Previous Clubs: FLETCHER MOSS,MANCHESTER COUNTY,MAN CITY,CHEADLE NOMADS,CHEADLE TOWN Church Lane Debut: N/A Preferable Position: Team Supported:  MAN UNITED Best Ground played on: GREMIOS PITCH BACK HOME IN BRAZIL (LOL) Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: TEARING CARTILAGE IN BOTH MY KNEES What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: BILLY GALLAGHER Worst Trainer: NOT SAYING.NOT GOOD FOR TEAM CONFIDENCE.HA HA Most Skilful: ELMO The Joker: SIBBO AND BILLY Fastest: ME Most Intelligent: ELMO Least Intelligent: JOHN ROYLE Worst Dress Sense: SIBBO AND HIS TIGHT SHORTS Worst Taste in Music: WELL IT DEFINATELY AINT ME And...Who's the longest in the shower..........SUPPOSED TO BE BOMBER AND PRODDY BUT I DONT LOOK
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CHRIS PRODROMIS	Nickname: PRODDY D.O.B: 1986 Previous Clubs: N/A Church Lane Debut: AGES AGO Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN UNITED Best Ground played on: STOCKPORT COUNTY Best Personal Footy Moment: NEVER HAD ONE Worst Personal Footy Moment: WHEN I INJURED MY KNEE What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........THE LAUGH TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: JOE INGHAM Worst Trainer: LANDY Most Skilful: ELLIOT The Joker: AJI Fastest: ELLIOT Most Intelligent: KITCH BECAUSEC I COPY HIS WORK EVERY WEEK Least Intelligent: CARTER Worst Dress Sense: ELMO Worst Taste in Music: STEWART KAY And...Who's the longest in the shower.........BOMBER.NO SUPRISE THERE
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CHRIS SIBSON	Nickname: SIBBO D.O.B: 1988 Previous Clubs: WILMSLOW ALBION,CHEADLE TOWN Church Lane Debut: STOCKPORT GEORGIANS Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN UTD,STOCKPORT COUNTY,MAN CITY Best Ground played on: REDDISH VALE ASTRO TURF Best Personal Footy Moment: PLAYING A 1-2 WITH LANDY AGAINST CHADDERTON Worst Personal Footy Moment: LANDY MISS CONTROLLING THE 1-2 What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: BILLY GALLAGHER Worst Trainer: STEVEN 'STRONGBOW' LAND Most Skilful: DANIEL 'TWINKLE TOES' KITCH The Joker: CHRIS THORNLEY Fastest: ELLIOT Most Intelligent: JOHN ROYLE Least Intelligent: BOMBER Worst Dress Sense: JAMES LITTLE LEGS'' ELMORE Worst Taste in Music: LUKE SMITH AND HIS OPERA ANTICS And...Who's the longest in the shower..........STEVEN LAND BY FAR
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BILLY GALLAGHER	Nickname: B,B DIDDY D.O.B: 1984 Previous Clubs: ROCHDALE,BURY,CHEADLE TOWN Church Lane Debut: 07-08 Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN CITY Best Ground played on: MAINE ROAD Best Personal Footy Moment: PRODDY'S GIRLFRIEND COMING TO WATCH Worst Personal Footy Moment: BEING DROPPED What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........FREE LUCOZADE TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: ME NO PROBS Worst Trainer: BRINDLE Most Skilful: ELMO AND ELLIOT The Joker: SIBBO Fastest: ELLIOT Most Intelligent: PRODDY'S BIRD Least Intelligent: JOHN ROYLE Worst Dress Sense: SIBBO,RIPPED JUMPER Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........PRODDY
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JAMES ELMORE	Nickname: ELMO D.O.B: 1987 Previous Clubs: CHEADLE TOWN Church Lane Debut: 07-08 Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN UNITED Best Ground played on: BURY FC.GIGG LANE Best Personal Footy Moment: SCORING AGAINST CHEADLE + PLAYING IN FRONT OF 4,000 FANS (ENGLAND TRIALS) Worst Personal Footy Moment: TOO MANY INJURIES What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........THE SET UP,PLAYERS,FANS TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: BILLY G Worst Trainer: N/A Most Skilful: APART FROM ME.....ELLIOT The Joker: B.DIDDY DOT Fastest: ELLIOT Most Intelligent: JOHN ROYLE Least Intelligent:BOMBER Worst Dress Sense: RUSTY THE CLOWN (JOHN ROYLE) Worst Taste in Music: RUSTY And...Who's the longest in the shower..........BOMBER AND PRODDY
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JOE INGHAM	Nickname: PING D.O.B: 1985 Previous Clubs: WILMSLOW ALBION,STYAL Church Lane Debut: VS STOCKPORT GEORGIANS Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN CITY Best Ground played on: MACCLESFIELD TOWN Best Personal Footy Moment: WINNING CHESHIRE CUP Worst Personal Footy Moment: LOSING MACCLESFIELD CUP FINAL What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........BANTER BETWEEN BOYS AND THE FACILITIES TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: ELMO Worst Trainer: ADAM BRINDLE Most Skilful: BILLY The Joker: SIBBO Fastest: ELLIOT Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: LANDY Worst Dress Sense: STEWART KAY Worst Taste in Music: STEWART KAY And...Who's the longest in the shower..........BOMBER OR PRODDY
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ADAM BRINDLE	Nickname: BRINZ D.O.B: 1986 Previous Clubs: MAN CITY,GRIMSBY,ALTRINCHAM,CURZON ASHTON Church Lane Debut: CANT REMEMBER 07-08 Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN CITY Best Ground played on: OLD TRAFFORD Best Personal Footy Moment: SIGNING FOR MAN CITY AND WINNING ACADEMY LEAGUE Worst Personal Footy Moment: LEAVING MAN CITY What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........THE LADS TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: JOE Worst Trainer: ME Most Skilful: BOMBER The Joker: ME AND BOMBER Fastest: JAKE Most Intelligent: ME Least Intelligent: LANDY Worst Dress Sense: SIBBO Worst Taste in Music: BOMBER And...Who's the longest in the shower..........BOMBER
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AJMAL KHAN	Nickname: AJI D.O.B: 1983 Previous Clubs: CHEADLE TOWN Church Lane Debut: 07-08 SEASON Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN UNITED Best Ground played on: STOCKPORT COUNTY Best Personal Footy Moment: WINNING TOURNAMENT IN FRANCE (INTER LEAGUE) Worst Personal Footy Moment: DISLOCATING SHOULDER IN THE CUP What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........SET UP TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: BILLY Worst Trainer: BOMBER Most Skilful: KITCH The Joker: FRANK Fastest: ELLIOT Most Intelligent: ME Least Intelligent: JOE Worst Dress Sense: BOMBER Worst Taste in Music: PRODDY And...Who's the longest in the shower..........PRODDY
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DANNY CARTER	Nickname: CARTS OR CARPI ACCORDING TO AJI D.O.B: 1987 Previous Clubs: DENTON VILLA,MEDLOCK RANGERS,TAMESIDE,INTER LEAGUE,WOODLEY SPORTS YOUTH Church Lane Debut: FIRST TEAM V MATLOCK 06.RESERVES V NELSON 06 Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN CITY Best Ground played on: HYDE UNITED Best Personal Footy Moment: WATCHING CITY V GILLINGHAM PLAY OFF FINAL OR WINNING PLAYER OF THE YEAR OFF THE LEAGUE Worst Personal Footy Moment: MISSING OPEN GOAL IN CUP FINAL FOR MEDLOCK VS GAMESLEY What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........BANTER BETWEEN PLAYERS TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: BILLY Worst Trainer: JOHN ROYLE Most Skilful: AJI The Joker: SIBBO Fastest: EITHER ME,ELLIOT OR JAKE Most Intelligent: AJI Least Intelligent: JOHN ROYLE Worst Dress Sense: ELMO Worst Taste in Music: LANDY And...Who's the longest in the shower..........BOMBER AND LANDY
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LUKE SMITH	Nickname: SMITHY D.O.B: Previous Clubs: BURNLEY Church Lane Debut: SEPTEMBER 07 Preferable Position: GOALKEEPER Team Supported: MAN UNITED Best Ground played on: BORUSSIA DORTMUND FOR BURNLEY FC ON TOUR Best Personal Footy Moment: SIGNING FOR BURNLEY FC Worst Personal Footy Moment: GETTING RELEASED BY BURNLEY What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........FRIENDLY ATMOSPHERE AND THE GOOD STANDARD OF FACILITIES TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: AJI KHAN Worst Trainer: STU KAY Most Skilful: KITCH The Joker: SIBBO Fastest: ELLIOT OR JAKE BUT SAYING THAT PRODDY AND BOMBER AREN'T SLOW Most Intelligent: AJI KHAN Least Intelligent: JOHN ROYLE BUT IM NOT THE BRIGHTEST EITHER Worst Dress Sense: SORRY JOHN BUT ITS YOU AGAIN MATE Worst Taste in Music: SIBBO AND KITCH LISTEN TO SOME RUBBISH And...Who's the longest in the shower..........DEFINATELY BOMBER AND PRODDY
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-	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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-	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower.........
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-	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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-	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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-	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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-	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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-	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........