TONY HANCOCK   PAUL KIRKHAM   STUART WILLIAMS   BARRY GEORGE   LEE BROMLEY   CALLUM DEMPSEY   MIKE RYAN   DANNY JACKSON   MICKY LOMAX   ADAM MATHER   SCOTT DIGNAN   DANNY HOOPER   CARLOS MEAKIN   JOE SHAW   MELFORD KNIGHT   MIKE WARD   STEVE JACKSON   GARRY KHARAS   ANTHONY BINGHAM   RHYS NEVINS   MATT ZAJAC   PHIL AINSCOUGH   SHAUN DOXEY   MATTHEW TAYLOR   RYAN SHAUGHNESSY   SHAUN ROSCOE   KENNY MAYERS   KEVIN SWIFT

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TONY HANCOCK	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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PAUL KIRKHAM	Nickname: KIRKY D.O.B: Previous Clubs: MANCHESTER UNITED,HUDDERSFIELD TOWN,HYDE UNITED,STALYBRIDGE CELTIC,LEIGH RMI, DROYLSDEN,FLIXTON Church Lane Debut: JANUARY 2006 VS DARWEN Preferable Position: - Team Supported: MANCHESTER UNITED Best Ground played on: WEMBLEY Best Personal Footy Moment: SCORING 5 GOALS FOR HYDE UNITED IN THE 7-1 VICTORY OVER FLEETWOOD FOR THE NEW CLUB AND LEAGUE RECORD Worst Personal Footy Moment: BREAKING MY ANKLE WHILST THE TOP GOALSCORER IN THE VAUXHALL CONFERENCE LEAGUE 1992 What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... THE HONESTY AND BACKING OF SOME NEW FOUND FRIENDS TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: MIKE WARD Worst Trainer: CALLUM DEMPSEY Most Skilful: JOE SHAW The Joker: MIKE RYAN Fastest: CARLOS MEAKIN Most Intelligent: DANNY HOOPER Least Intelligent: GARY KHARAS Worst Dress Sense: ADAM MATHER Worst Taste in Music:  DANNY JACKSON And...Who's the longest in the shower..........WALTER NESBETT

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ROBERT WOOD	Nickname: ROB D.O.B: Previous Clubs: 1st CLUB Church Lane Debut: JUNE 07 Preferable Position: - Team Supported: MAN UNITED Best Ground played on: GARDEN ST PARK Best Personal Footy Moment: UNITED WINNING THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE Worst Personal Footy Moment: ENGLAND NOT QUALIFYING FOR WORLD CUP What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........GOOD SET OF LADS AND GOOD BANTER TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: - Worst Trainer: - Most Skilful: PROBABLY RHINO The Joker: DEFINATELY RHINO Fastest: BINGY Most Intelligent: DONT KNOW Least Intelligent: DONT KNOW Worst Dress Sense: POSSIBLY ME Worst Taste in Music:  - And...Who's the longest in the shower..........-
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CLAIRE BEARD	Nickname: - D.O.B: Previous Clubs: 1st CLUB Church Lane Debut: SEPT 07 Preferable Position: - Team Supported: MAN UNITED Best Ground played on: CURZON ASHTON Best Personal Footy Moment: MANCHESTER UNITED'S TREBLE Worst Personal Footy Moment: ENGLAND NOT QUALIFYING FOR WORLD CUP What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........THE HOTDOGS TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: - Worst Trainer: - Most Skilful: - The Joker: - Fastest: - Most Intelligent: - Least Intelligent: - Worst Dress Sense: - Worst Taste in Music: - And...Who's the longest in the shower..........-

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STUART WILLIAMS	Nickname: BEAK, PUGWASH D.O.B: Previous Clubs: ABBEY HEY, GLOSSOP Church Lane Debut: LEEK CSOB (11/8/07) Preferable Position: GOALKEEPER Team Supported: MANCHESTER CITY Best Ground played on: MAINE ROAD Best Personal Footy Moment: PLAYING ON MAINE ROAD Worst Personal Footy Moment: LOOSING What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........THE CRACK IN THE CHANGING ROOMS TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: ME. I'M BRILLIANT Worst Trainer: RHYS Most Skilful: MICKEY RYAN The Joker: MICKEY RYAN Fastest: BINGY Most Intelligent: WARDY Least Intelligent: MAX Worst Dress Sense: CALLUM Worst Taste in Music: KIRKY And...Who's the longest in the shower..........THE GAFFER
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BARRY GEORGE	Nickname: BAZ D.O.B: 1986 Previous Clubs: FC UTD,SALFORD CITY Church Lane Debut: ASHTON ATHLETIC AWAY 2007 Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN CITY Best Ground played on: BLOOMFIELD ROAD (BLACKPOOL) Best Personal Footy Moment: WINNING THE CUP WITH THE MILLERS Worst Personal Footy Moment: EVERY TIME IM NOT ON THE PITCH What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........THE TEAM SPIRIT AND OVERALL CLUB TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: MR MEAKIN WHEN HE'S HERE Worst Trainer: WAS CALLUM,SORRY MATE BUT RHINO Most Skilful: CARLOS The Joker: PROBABLY BROMSKI Fastest: BINGY Most Intelligent: ME Least Intelligent: MAX Worst Dress Sense: WAS CALLUM.HE LOOKED LIKE A BINMAN Worst Taste in Music: KIRKY DANCES TO SOME RASCAL MUSIC IN THE CHANGING ROOMS And...Who's the longest in the shower..........GOTTA BE KIRKY AGAIN
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LEE BROMLEY	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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CALLUM DEMPSEY	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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MIKE RYAN	Nickname: RHINO, ELSIE D.O.B: Previous Clubs: MAN UTD, WREXHAM, WOODLEY Church Lane Debut: FLIXTON AWAY Preferable Position: ALL OVER THE PARK Team Supported: STOCKPORT COUNTY Best Ground played on: WEMBLEY Best Personal Footy Moment: LIFTING A CUP ON WEMBLEY Worst Personal Footy Moment: QUITTING PRO FOOTBALL What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........EVERYTHING. FANS, COMMITTEE ETC TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: ME Worst Trainer: KHARAS Most Skilful: ME The Joker: ME Fastest: BINGO Most Intelligent: BROMMERS Least Intelligent: KHARAS Worst Dress Sense: HOOPS Worst Taste in Music: BROMMERS And...Who's the longest in the shower..........BOMBER
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DANNY JACKSON	Nickname: JACKO D.O.B: Previous Clubs: DERBY COUNTY,BURY Church Lane Debut: ???? TOO LONG AGO TO REMEMBER Preferable Position: Team Supported:  MANCHESTER UNITED Best Ground played on: ELLAND ROAD Best Personal Footy Moment: BEATING FC COPENHAGEN IN THE FINAL OF A TOURNAMENT IN HOLLAND WHICH INCLUDED PSV EINDHOVEN Worst Personal Footy Moment: GETTING RELEASED BY DERBY COUNTY What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... THE FANS AND THE FAMILY ATMOSPHERE AT THE CLUB AND TEAM MATES TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: CARLOS MEAKIN Worst Trainer: MICKEY RYAN Most Skilful: ADAM MATHER The Joker: CALLUM DEMPSEY/LEE BROMLEY Fastest: BINGY Most Intelligent: WARDY Least Intelligent: MAX Worst Dress Sense: CALLUM/KIRKY Worst Taste in Music:  KIRKY And...Who's the longest in the shower..........ADAM MATHER
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MICKY LOMAX	Nickname: D.O.B: 1979 Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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ADAM MATHER	Nickname: MAVS D.O.B: Previous Clubs: FLETCHER MOSS, ASHTON UNITED Church Lane Debut: TONY AND KIRKY'S ARRIVAL Preferable Position: LEFT WING Team Supported: MANCHESTER UNITED  Best Ground played on: HYDE UNITED Best Personal Footy Moment: SCORING WINNER IN COUNTY CUP FINAL Worst Personal Footy Moment: BROKEN METATARSAL What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........CLUBHOUSE ATMOSPHERE TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: SCOTT DIGNAN Worst Trainer: EVERYONE HAS THEIR DAY Most Skilful: JOE SHAW The Joker: MICKEY RYAN Fastest: BINGY Most Intelligent: WARDY Least Intelligent: MAD MAX Worst Dress Sense: CALLUM Worst Taste in Music: STU (BEAK) And...Who's the longest in the shower..........DIGGERS
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SCOTT DIGNAN	Nickname: DIGGERS D.O.B: Previous Clubs: HYDE, FLIXTON, WHALEY BRIDGE, CHEADLE TOWN, PADIHAM Church Lane Debut: APPROX 2001 Preferable Position: CENTRE HALF Team Supported: MANCHESTER UNITED  Best Ground played on: WEMBLEY (OLD ONE) Best Personal Footy Moment: COMING BACK TO NEW MILLS Worst Personal Footy Moment: LEAVING NEW MILLS What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... THE PEOPLE INVOLVED TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: MYSELF OR WARDY Worst Trainer:CALLUM OR MIKEY RYAN Most Skilful: CARLOS The Joker: MIKEY RYAN Fastest: BINGY Most Intelligent: NONE OF THEM.ALL STUPID Least Intelligent: MAX OR RHYS Worst Dress Sense: CALLUM DEMPSEY Worst Taste in Music:  KIRKY And...Who's the longest in the shower..........ME
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DANNY HOOPER	Nickname: HOOPS D.O.B: Previous Clubs: MAN CITY, STOCKPORT COUNTY, EURAN PALLO (FINLAND), FC JAZZ (FINLAND), STALYBRIDGE CELTIC, ALTRINCHAM, HYDE Church Lane Debut: DAISY HILL (25/8/07) Preferable Position: CENTRE MIDFIELD Team Supported: MANCHESTER UNITED  Best Ground played on: ST JAMES PARK (NEWCASTLE) Best Personal Footy Moment: TOO MANY TO NAME Worst Personal Footy Moment: GETTING BEAT IN A FINAL What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........HAVING A GOOD CRACK WITH THE LADS TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: CALLUM IS NOT BAD AT TRAINING, JUST SUFFERS ON SATURDAYS Worst Trainer: MIKE LOMAX, LOVES AN OWN GOAL Most Skilful: APART FROM MYSELF, JOE HAS A FEW TRICKS The Joker: MAXI OR RHINO Fastest: BINGY THE ROAD RUNNER Most Intelligent: ME!!! Least Intelligent: MAXI Worst Dress Sense: TOSS UP BETWEEN STUART,CARLOS OR KIRKY Worst Taste in Music: TONY HANCOCK WENT TO TAKE THAT AND KYLIE MINOGUE CONCERTS. HE LOVES THEM And...Who's the longest in the shower..........MELFORD.ITS HORRENDOUS
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CARLOS MEAKIN	Nickname: C D.O.B: Previous Clubs: WOODLEY FC, HYDE UNITED Church Lane Debut: NOV 06 Preferable Position: Team Supported:  MANCHESTER UNITED Best Ground played on: EDGELEY PARK Best Personal Footy Moment: WINNING PROMOTION TO UNIBOND & CHESHIRE SENIOR CUP Worst Personal Footy Moment: EVERY GAME WE LOSE What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... THE AMBITION OF THE CLUB TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: HOOPS Worst Trainer: PHIL AINSCOUGH Most Skilful: MATHER The Joker: RHINO Fastest: BINGY Most Intelligent: HOOPS Least Intelligent: BARRY GEORGE Worst Dress Sense: CALLUM.LOOKS LIKE A VAGRANT Worst Taste in Music:  RHYS AND HIS STEEL BAND And...Who's the longest in the shower..........MELFORD
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JOE SHAW	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: HUDDERSFIELD TOWN, MOSSLEY Church Lane Debut: LEEK CSOB (11/8/07) Preferable Position: CENTRE MIDFIELD Team Supported: MANCHESTER UNITED  Best Ground played on: GALPHARM STADIUM (HUDDERSFIELD) Best Personal Footy Moment: WINNING UNIBOND FIRST AND SUPPORTERS PLAYER OF THE YEAR WITH MOSSLEY Worst Personal Footy Moment: RELEGATED FROM UNIBOND PREM What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........FRIENDLY ATMOSPHERE TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: LEESY Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: ADAM MATHER The Joker: Fastest: MICKEY RYAN ON A SATURDAY NIGHT (BINGY) Most Intelligent: WARDY Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: CALLUM PULLS OUT SOME AWFUL GEAR Worst Taste in Music: And...Who's the longest in the shower..........MELFORD. THE REASON HE'S LATE FOR EVERYTHING. THAT OR HE CANT TELL THE TIME!!
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MELFORD KNIGHT	Nickname: D.O.B: 1983 Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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MIKE WARD	Nickname: WARDY D.O.B: Previous Clubs: DOG AND DUCK Church Lane Debut: AUGUST O5 Preferable Position: MIDFIELD Team Supported: MANCHESTER UNITED  Best Ground played on: THE MOSS ROSE (MACCLESFIELD) Best Personal Footy Moment: WINNING CUP WITH NEW MILLS Worst Personal Footy Moment: SNAPPING ANKLE LIGAMENTS What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........THE FANS AND THE SET UP TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: MARK LEES Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: JOE SHAW The Joker: Fastest: RHYS Most Intelligent: OTHER THAN ME.......SCOTT DIGNAN Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: CALLUM DEMPSEY Worst Taste in Music: And...Who's the longest in the shower..........ALWAYS DIGGERS
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STEVE JACKSON	Nickname: STEG D.O.B: Previous Clubs: GLOSSOP NORTH END Church Lane Debut: AUGUST 07 Preferable Position: LEFT BACK/LEFT WING Team Supported: MANCHESTER UNITED  Best Ground played on: GIGG LANE Best Personal Footy Moment: JOINING NEW MILLS Worst Personal Footy Moment: DOING MY ANKLE LIGAMENTS What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........THE FANS AND SET UP TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: LEESY Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: MATHER The Joker: Fastest: BINGY Most Intelligent: WARDY Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: CALLUM DEMPSEY Worst Taste in Music: And...Who's the longest in the shower..........THE GAFFER
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GARRY KHARAS	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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ANTHONY BINGHAM	Nickname: D.O.B: 1984 Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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MATT ZAJAC	Nickname: D.O.B: 1987 Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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PHIL AINSCOUGH	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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SHAUN DOXEY	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music:  And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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MATTHEW TAYLOR	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music: And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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RYAN SHAUGHNESSY	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music: And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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SHAUN ROSCOE	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music: And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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KENNY MAYERS	Nickname: D.O.B: Previous Clubs: Church Lane Debut: Preferable Position: Team Supported:  Best Ground played on: Best Personal Footy Moment: Worst Personal Footy Moment: What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most.......... TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: Worst Trainer: Most Skilful: The Joker: Fastest: Most Intelligent: Least Intelligent: Worst Dress Sense: Worst Taste in Music: And...Who's the longest in the shower..........
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KEVIN SWIFT	Nickname: SWIFTY D.O.B: Previous Clubs: LISNASKEA ROVERS,IRVINESTOWN,OMAGH TOWN Church Lane Debut: OCT 07 Preferable Position: Team Supported: MAN UNITED Best Ground played on: WINDSOR PARK Best Personal Footy Moment: WINNING LEAGUE WITH LISNASKEA ROVERS Worst Personal Footy Moment: BREAKING FOOT What do you like about New Mills A.F.C. the most..........DART BOARD TEAM MATES (SOCCER AM STYLE) Best Trainer: CARLOS Worst Trainer: RHYS Most Skilful: MICKEY The Joker: MICKEY Fastest: BINGY Most Intelligent: HOOPS Least Intelligent: RHYS Worst Dress Sense: CALLUM,CARLOS Worst Taste in Music: KIRKY And...Who's the longest in the shower..........MELFORD